What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:26
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What is the dirtiest thing you have witnessed your wife do?
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Why do some people have loving parents and some do not?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
So they tried
How do we write and pronounce "it's my pleasure" in Italian?
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
No way
What are some things that children used to wait for, but are no longer common in today's society?
Next, they tried...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I dreamt my mother had died and I cried so much in my dream. What does it mean?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Everyone loved it.
Then came..
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How do you deal with neighbors who are always telling you what to do?
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why do people love to live alone in a house?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
If atheists are so positive that there is no God, where is their proof that He does not exist?
No, not a chance
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts